Director—Colleen Kilian

Auditions – October 11, 2026

Audition Information and signups will be posted by September 1st.

Character List

Dave Partridge (m) – 37-year-old; father to Jenny and Andrew, great sense of humor; highly imaginative; constantly playing pretend; at times, embarrassingly goofy.

Joy Partridge (f) – 36-year-old; mother to Jenny and Andrew, protective and motherly; not the best cook.

Jenny Partridge (f) – 15-year-old; independent, intelligent, pretty, and popular

Andrew Partridge (m) – 10-year-old; extremely energetic and intelligent for his age; funny; mischievous

Kevin Schneider (m) – 15-year-old; geeky; writes poetry; smitten by Jenny; has sent her love letters every day of the school year since kindergarten

Mary Schneider (m) – 40-year-old; homemaker; outspoken; demanding; a perfectionist, control freak; dislikes ay deviation from plans

Max Stanley (m) – 26-year-old; overly ear airport security guard with an itchy trigger finger; his first week on the job; dreams of working for the FBI someday; smitten by Vanessa; has proposed to her every day so far

Vanessa Fairchild (f) – 25-year-old; airline hostess; single, attractive; polite and professional, but with a good sense of humor

Glen Smiley (m) – 55-year-old; balding; airport security director; serious and severe; rarely smiles; no sense of humor, takes his job very seriously

2-3 Christmas Carolers (any) – A small group of 2–3 enthusiastic Christmas carolers who sing before and during the show. Their unexpected appearances and cheerful interruptions add a lighthearted, comedic touch to the story.